but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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