I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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