dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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