ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
