we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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