I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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