Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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