I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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