Are we in a gay sports bar?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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