Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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