he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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