I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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