I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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