I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
