Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
