it hurts more in the daytime
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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