i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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