we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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