Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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