3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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