He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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