god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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