Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
