I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
