honey bunches of taint.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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