I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Sacagawea was the original milf.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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