Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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