yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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