I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
