She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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