ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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