During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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