Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cut my penus on the lid.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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