Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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