this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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