nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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