i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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