My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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