goodnight i made you a song goodbye
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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