doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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