also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
