Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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