guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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