If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i believe in u and ur pee
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