He kissed a someone with a penis
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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