So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think i got beer on your cat.
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