Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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