Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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