I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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