kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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