i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i believe in u and ur pee
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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