Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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