i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at templeĀ
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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