Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal