nut hugger
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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