just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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