the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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