The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The struggles of a small town man whore
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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